How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
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How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath
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How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
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What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
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What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
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What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
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What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
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What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman
With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
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What Lies At T he Bottom Of The Ocean
And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
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(Our Favorite:)
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef
And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
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Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
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Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
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What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
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Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
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What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer
And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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